Names
32in24-14: How the Hamburglar Stole Christmas
Description
"...It was the pinnacle of burgerdom. Finally, the long summer's study in Aberdonian cuisine and bovine mating rituals had yielded of a supple, juicy tower clad with buns too good to slap and the fattest sow the YEDS had ever sewn. The chief engineer-turned-overlord of foodstuffs, Percival Mechacook, deemed it necessary to awaken Shaitoken from his long winter's slumber to celebrate this yuletide achievement. Together, they would drive the Yeoman Engineers of Software and Design into a golden age of quality dining and unencumbered festivity. Christmas would take on a whole new meaning, and this time there would be no mistakes... The burger was transported cross-country with 48 (respectably delicious) dummy-meals for protection. It was these meals that prevented the dreaded Hamburglar from eating everything in the back of the truck, his gristly whiskers lapping up the meat with fevered relish. Instead, the disgusting tramp of a man was only able to consume a whole 7 of the burgers before his stomach gave way and he was forced to ship the rest of them to his top secret Threecock Christmas Facilities for quality assessment. One of these facilities now houses The Prize... but how long before it goes bad, or is eaten by the Hamburglar? Will this meaty masterstroke be the saviour of Christmas, or its ultimate undoing?" ... And the Hamburglar puzzled, till his puzzler was sore Then thought of a thing that he hadn't before! "Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from McDonalds." "Maybe Christmas... perhaps... cannot be robbled!" And what happened then? Well... in Doomworld they say, That the Hamburglars hidden penis grew three sizes that day! And then he was arrested for lewd conduct with Joe-Ilya in the men's room of a McDonalds. The Yeoman Engineers and Designers of Software carried out the arrest and swiftly carried out a military tribunal. Hampton C. Burglar was found guilty of billions of counts of burger larceny and poorly concealing his penis in the titlepic and sentenced to death by firing squad.
Filenames
32in24-14.wad
Size
48.72 MB
MD5
2c3c598d4cc3c32dc3813c159c9cd549
SHA-1
ccc4ab1596378d845137dc6eb1b6f4725ad3b1b0
WAD Type
PWAD
IWAD
DOOM2
Engine
BOOM, UNKNOWN
Lumps
2784
Demos
3
Maps
42
 
MAP01, MAP02, MAP03, MAP04, MAP05, MAP06, MAP07, MAP08, MAP09, MAP10, MAP11, MAP12, MAP13, MAP14, MAP15, MAP16, MAP17, MAP18, MAP19, MAP20, MAP21, MAP22, MAP23, MAP24, MAP25, MAP26, MAP27, MAP28, MAP29, MAP30, MAP31, MAP32, MAP33, MAP34, MAP35, MAP36, MAP37, MAP38, MAP39, MAP40, MAP41, MAP42

The Krusty Krab Kwanzaa Kaper (MAP01)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Wartorn

Santa's Got The Shotgun (MAP02)

DM Spawns
8
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
MTrop

Jewish Space Lizard Counter-Christmas Stronghold (MAP03)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
5
Author(s)
Tib

Krampus Academy (MAP04)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
NoneeLlama

Belligerent Bauble Bastion (MAP05)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Obsidian

Christmas on Deimos (MAP06)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Walter Confalonieri

Cold Coffee (MAP07)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Jimmy

Your Subscription to Egyptian Addiction, CE (MAP08)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
5
Author(s)
BlackFish

I'm Dreaming of an Orange Christmas (In Space) (MAP09)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Breezeep

Hey Guys Romero Actually Showed Up This Time (MAP10)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Marcaek

Chapel of Christmas (MAP11)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Tango

A Very Tyson Christmas (MAP12)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
The Mionic Donut

Reindeer Processor (MAP13)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Jimmy

Grilled Mormons (MAP14)

DM Spawns
8
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Gothic

Buntaluffigus Mountain and Generic Caps (also, Baby Jesus) (MAP15)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
6
Author(s)
TMD

Chrismrace Challengemas (MAP16)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
5
Author(s)
jmickle

Let It Snow (MAP17)

DM Spawns
4
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
JCD

Assault on Mount Crumpet (MAP18)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
The Mionic Donut

Violent Night, Holy Shite (MAP19)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
7
Author(s)
Skillsaw

Air Jordan (MAP20)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
5
Author(s)
Esselfortium

One Flew Over The Reindeer's Nest (MAP21)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Stewboy

Rockets on the Fir Tree (MAP22)

DM Spawns
4
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
franckFRAG

Walken in a Winter Wonderland (MAP23)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
5
Author(s)
Shadow Hog

All I Want For Christmas is a Masterbowl (MAP24)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Alexmax

Winterfresh Gum Dictatorship (MAP25)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
RottKing

A Very Patrick Swayze Christmas (MAP26)

DM Spawns
7
Co-op Spawns
8
Author(s)
Zakurum

No Festivus For the Living (MAP27)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
6
Author(s)
Xaser

Christmas Eve in Pie in the Sky Diner (MAP28)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
lupinx-Kassman

Missiletow (MAP29)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
7
Author(s)
Mechadon

Christmas Dinner Pizza (MAP30)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
8
Author(s)
Nub Hat

How Santa Claus Screwed Up Keycard Valley's Water Supply (MAP31)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
7
Author(s)
Dusk

Jingle Hell (MAP32)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Tango

Raging Red Yuletide (MAP33)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Tib

Milk and Sugar (MAP34)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
5
Author(s)
Cacowad

Egyptian XMas Party (That You're Not Invited To) (MAP35)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Baratus

Fuck Christmas, I Just Want To Read! (MAP36)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Philnemba

It Came Upon a Midnight Blackout (MAP37)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Getsu Fune

Christmas The Flag (MAP38)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Nub Hat

Candy Base (MAP39)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
joe-ilya

Chocolate Swamp (MAP40)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
joe-ilya

The Day When Santa Captured The Flags (MAP41)

DM Spawns
15
Co-op Spawns
9
Author(s)
Dusk

Plumbing Work on Christmas Eve (MAP42)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
Author(s)
Nub Hat
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