Hell's Arena
Ever wanted to hurt yourself, but not physically? Well, put that sledgehammer down and try this! You'll hate me by the end of it. I Promise.
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WAD Type
Advanced engine needed  : ZDoom and it's relatives
Primary purpose         : Single play
Title                   : Hell's Arena
Filename                : hellsarena.wad
Release date            : 8-8-10
Author                  : XutaWoo
Email Address           : (not that i check it)
Other Files By Author   : Too many to list
Misc. Author Info       : Hopes to see you in your nightmares!

Description             : Ever wanted to hurt yourself, but not
                          Well, put that sledgehammer down and try this!
                          You'll hate me by the end of it.

* What is included *

New levels              : The level
Sounds                  : No
Music                   : No
Graphics                : No
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : No
Demos                   : No
Other                   : ACS
Other files required    : None

* Play Information *

Game                    : Doom
Map #                   : MAP01
Single Player           : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : No
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : No
Other game styles       : None
Difficulty Settings     : Not implemented

* Construction *

Base                    : New from scratch
Build Time              : Two days
Editor(s) used          : DoomBuilder 2, SLumpEd
Known Bugs              : Arachnotrons
May Not Run With...     : Running Shoes

* Copyright / Permissions *

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reuse.  Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of
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* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

The Usual: and mirrors

(7:09:03 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: hey, want to play something that'll make you hate me?
(7:09:33 PM) KeksDose: hey there
(7:09:41 PM) KeksDose: what may that certain, dreadful "something" be? :P
(7:09:48 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: a map
(7:09:51 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: no decorate
(7:09:58 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: though acs so zdoom is need
(7:10:02 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: ...
(7:10:03 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: ed
(7:10:15 PM) KeksDose: OK
(7:10:20 PM) KeksDose: let's see if you can make me HATE
(7:10:22 PM) A Woo-y Xuta:
(7:13:09 PM) KeksDose: that's ballcrushingly difficult
(7:13:37 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: have you even passed round 1, yet? :P
(7:13:46 PM) KeksDose: once!
(7:13:49 PM) KeksDose: but then I went offscreen
(7:13:53 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: haha
(7:13:53 PM) KeksDose: heh
(7:14:12 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: just trust me
(7:14:16 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: if you don't have me now
(7:14:22 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: you're going to hate me on the final round
(7:14:38 PM) KeksDose: ha, got round two now!
(7:14:45 PM) KeksDose: I must say it's a lot easier than round one!
(7:15:28 PM) KeksDose: obviously round three was going to rape me
(7:16:08 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: it gets worse
(7:16:31 PM) KeksDose: I see...
(7:17:09 PM) KeksDose: I can't quite put my finger on it
(7:17:17 PM) KeksDose: it's like a bullet hell shmup
(7:17:19 PM) KeksDose: with less bullets
(7:17:23 PM) KeksDose: but bigger hitboxes
(7:17:33 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: it's basically a regular shoot 'em up, then? :P
(7:17:35 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: just vertical
(7:17:49 PM) KeksDose: kinda, with steroids
(7:18:13 PM) KeksDose: and usually your... "ship" would scroll with the screen
(7:18:20 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: heh
(7:18:26 PM) KeksDose: will I ever get past round 4?!
(7:18:50 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: i haven't
(7:19:09 PM) KeksDose: fuck!
(7:19:19 PM) KeksDose: just great, I'm sure I almost had 'em
(7:19:22 PM) KeksDose: and then
(7:19:27 PM) KeksDose: that humongous blast radius took my last 2%
(7:19:31 PM) KeksDose: x]
(7:19:33 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: heehee
(7:19:39 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: or teehee
(7:19:42 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: since that's more annoying
(7:20:24 PM) KeksDose: man, I thought I could outsmart the map design by placing myself on one of the spawn spots
(7:20:31 PM) KeksDose: obviously this is "offscreen" 
(7:20:33 PM) KeksDose: so I die xD
(7:20:38 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: nope
(7:20:48 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: the monsters will telefrag you, though :P
(7:20:55 PM) KeksDose: ooooo
(7:21:02 PM) KeksDose: well, result is
(7:21:04 PM) KeksDose: I die >_>
(7:21:17 PM) KeksDose: heh, I should count how many times I died now
(7:21:24 PM) KeksDose: I'll just start at 10
(7:21:27 PM) KeksDose: seems about right
(7:22:09 PM) KeksDose: make that 13
(7:22:31 PM) KeksDose: man this is just insane
(7:22:39 PM) KeksDose: that insane rocket blast radius
(7:22:57 PM) KeksDose: and that knockback you get from a fireball
(7:23:02 PM) KeksDose: sending you sliding across the whole screen
(7:23:04 PM) KeksDose: holy shit
(7:23:10 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: MWAHAHAHAHA
(7:23:54 PM) KeksDose: but I still believe this is somehow possible
(7:23:55 PM) KeksDose: (17)
(7:24:01 PM) KeksDose: however, if you really want me to hate you
(7:24:04 PM) KeksDose: spawn three of those demons
(7:24:08 PM) KeksDose: >_<
(7:24:12 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: trust me
(7:24:15 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: if you get to round 10
(7:24:21 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: you're going to hate me
(7:24:24 PM) KeksDose: TEN!!!!!!????
(7:24:30 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: the last round
(7:24:42 PM) KeksDose: you're sick I tell you! D:
(7:26:25 PM) KeksDose: 25
(7:26:40 PM) KeksDose: man that fat fuck fuckity fat as fuckzilla always goes offscreen
(7:26:51 PM) KeksDose: and proceeds to spam more fireballs there
(7:27:04 PM) KeksDose: ...while the hellknights seem to attempt sexual intercourse with doomguy...
(7:27:20 PM) KeksDose: really now this is like on the verge of
(7:27:22 PM) KeksDose: impossible
(7:27:35 PM) KeksDose: heh maybe another skill level works...
(7:27:37 PM) KeksDose: (hopes)
(7:27:45 PM) KeksDose: well fuck ok
(7:27:51 PM) KeksDose: I just realized there ARE no skill levels
(7:28:09 PM) KeksDose: are you attempting murder?
(7:30:12 PM) KeksDose: man, either I manage to dodge all fireballs and get killed by the blast radius
(7:30:20 PM) KeksDose: or I get blown across the screen
(7:30:41 PM) KeksDose: it's really way too hard D:
(7:30:58 PM) KeksDose: well maybe Torm could beat it and say "this is too easy"
(7:31:14 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: he's not on
(7:31:29 PM) KeksDose: I was just kidding anyway...
(7:31:40 PM) KeksDose: because this is the main response we got for ALL the Stronghold maps...
(7:31:59 PM) KeksDose: I think TNT:LE pretty much proves he's insane in those things x_x
(7:32:24 PM) KeksDose: man that's the billionth time already
(7:37:53 PM) KeksDose: great
(7:38:02 PM) KeksDose: in the about 30 times I tried round 4
(7:38:08 PM) KeksDose: I only ever managed to beat ONE hellknight
(7:38:18 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: it gets worse
(7:40:33 PM) KeksDose: hell yeah I finally beat round 4!
(7:40:43 PM) KeksDose: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!
(7:40:47 PM) KeksDose: D:
(7:40:53 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: :D
(7:40:56 PM) KeksDose: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!
(7:41:03 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: it gets worse
(7:41:23 PM) KeksDose: oh screw this that wave is IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT
(7:41:26 PM) KeksDose: I already know
(7:41:28 PM) KeksDose: holy shit D:
(7:41:33 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: well
(7:41:35 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: look at the bright side
(7:41:38 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: you've beaten me
(7:42:03 PM) KeksDose: meh, if you don't mind, I use kill monsters once to see what would have awaited me in the next wave
(7:42:17 PM) KeksDose: fucking
(7:42:19 PM) KeksDose: hell
(7:42:22 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: :D
(7:42:54 PM) KeksDose: suddenly
(7:43:00 PM) KeksDose: I doubt ANYONE could beat it
(7:43:06 PM) KeksDose: this is like... like...
(7:43:31 PM) KeksDose: combining Doom's Nightmare mode with bullet hell with insane speed with...
(7:43:38 PM) KeksDose: the unfairness of Metroid Prime 3's hypermode difficulty
(7:43:48 PM) KeksDose: times
(7:43:50 PM) KeksDose: five
(7:43:52 PM) KeksDose: at the very least
(7:45:09 PM) KeksDose: you know, seeing round ten
(7:45:49 PM) KeksDose: it would have not been worth beating any of this
(7:45:52 PM) KeksDose: because that arch-vile is like
(7:45:55 PM) KeksDose: instant rape
(7:46:16 PM) KeksDose: but if you really want to be an asshole
(7:46:20 PM) KeksDose: put in some spider masterminds
(7:46:24 PM) KeksDose: that'll teach 'en...
(7:46:31 PM) KeksDose: ...or pain elementals...
(7:46:57 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: jeez, i want it to be the slightest bit possible :P
(7:47:28 PM) KeksDose: someone needs to invent ZTASDoom or something...
(7:47:44 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: TAS as in tool assisted speedrun?
(7:47:49 PM) KeksDose: yesh
(7:47:56 PM) KeksDose: and then play this perfectly
(7:48:13 PM) KeksDose: I wonder how it would look like
(7:48:15 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: if you can mess with the luck values
(7:48:23 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: it'd probally be a lot easier
(7:48:28 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: since you could do max damage
(7:48:34 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: and make it so that they never shoot
(7:48:44 PM) KeksDose: hmm yes
(7:49:25 PM) KeksDose: the waves where the monsters start sliding towards you
(7:49:29 PM) KeksDose: are practically impossible
(7:49:36 PM) KeksDose: because of that INSANE blast radius
(7:49:41 PM) KeksDose: combined with a crusher effect
(7:49:48 PM) KeksDose: they squash you like a fly...
(7:49:56 PM) KeksDose: insane monsters left, right, and in front of you
(7:50:08 PM) KeksDose: and behind you is a line that instantly kills you for trying to escape >_>
(7:50:30 PM) KeksDose: I bet it's for the hard-as-fuck map contest? :P
(7:50:38 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: bingo
(7:50:53 PM) KeksDose: if anyone beats it
(7:50:56 PM) KeksDose: then the map might win :P
(7:51:08 PM) KeksDose: because IIRC the rules are that the map has to be super hard
(7:51:11 PM) KeksDose: but possible P:
(7:51:37 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: it technically is possible
(7:51:43 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: you just have to be
(7:51:46 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: REALLY
(7:51:47 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: REALLY
(7:51:49 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: REALLY
(7:51:51 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: REALLY
(7:51:52 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: lucky
(7:51:59 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: or insanely good at dodging
(7:52:04 PM) KeksDose: heh I might as well go into the Action Doom 2 Casino :P
(7:52:06 PM) KeksDose: hehe
(7:52:10 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: haha
(7:52:12 PM) KeksDose: but that gives me nightmares
(7:52:21 PM) KeksDose: it's just so... so...
(7:52:27 PM) KeksDose: even that demon at the start has
(7:52:30 PM) KeksDose: "YOU DIE" written all over it
(7:52:47 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: i don't think there's ever been a more appropiate thing for "hell's arena" :P
(7:53:13 PM) KeksDose: what the crap did I test this for nearly an hour now?
(7:53:35 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: it's the touhou effect
(7:53:42 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: you get punished over and over again
(7:53:49 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: and you end up losing an entire day
(7:54:12 PM) KeksDose: unless you press the holy console button and enter the ancient witch's spell
(7:54:19 PM) KeksDose: it goes by the name of
(7:54:25 PM) KeksDose: ]Kill Monsters
(7:54:35 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: or umbrella if you're playing a different game
(7:54:58 PM) KeksDose: hmhm
(7:55:25 PM) KeksDose: from now on I like to believe that the odds of beating this are about as high
(7:55:37 PM) KeksDose: as winning the jackpot in some cash lottery
(7:55:59 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: ...i was hoping you'd say "as high as the archvile tosses me" but that works too :P
(7:56:11 PM) KeksDose: out there, there may be a person who beats this
(7:56:26 PM) KeksDose: eh, I didn't even let the arch-vile burn me
(7:56:35 PM) KeksDose: I just glared
(7:56:43 PM) KeksDose: and proceeded by freezing time accompanied by
(7:56:44 PM) KeksDose: rockets
(7:56:47 PM) KeksDose: many rockets
(7:56:48 PM) KeksDose: >_<
(7:58:00 PM) KeksDose: anyway, I congratulate you on manifesting violation in the form of a Doom mod
(7:58:33 PM) KeksDose: and if you find a person who beats this
(7:58:53 PM) KeksDose: please tell him that's he's going to get my house and all the money I spared
(7:59:00 PM) KeksDose: including a few loose buttons and chewing gum
(8:00:22 PM) KeksDose: I shall just go to sleep now
(8:00:27 PM) KeksDose: I can't believe it's that late already
(8:00:35 PM) KeksDose: it's as if your map is so hard it can bend time and space
(8:00:51 PM) KeksDose: I'd be proud if my mods could do that
(8:01:27 PM) KeksDose: good night :p
(8:01:38 PM) A Woo-y Xuta: night
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