Live to Die
Live to Die
"...all have said their prayers invade their nightmares to see into to my eyes YOU'LL KNOW WHERE MURDER LIES" Ok your listening to DOOM FM, and that was 'Harvester of Sorrow' from your favorite band and mine, Metallica. Next up we have a special treat for you. We will be talking to self-proclaimed WAD designing extrordinaire Paul Pennington about his new deathmatch WAD. DFM : Paul, what is the name of your new WAD? Paul : It is called Live to Die DFM : A fairly stupid name I'm sure you'll agree Paul : What?!? DFM : A stupid name Paul : Well you come up with a better name smart<BLEEP> (annoyed look) What was that? DFM : What? Paul : That <BLEEP>ing bleeping noise, there it is again! DFM : We have heard of your peculiar personality, and so as not to frighten listeners we created a system that monitors your attitude and can detect exactly when you're about to swear. When you do it bleeps it. Paul : Bull<BLEEP> DFM : See... Paul : You <BLEEP>ards DFM : Yes, well... I think we should get back to business, what's your email address? Paul : cue nine one one oh four one nine seven at, or whatever that funny symbol's called, helios dot usq dot edu dot au, what do you want that for? DFM : In case anyone should wish to contact you Paul : Oh, like to tell me how brilliant my WAD is DFM : Erm, to comment on your WAD, yes of course. How about you give us a discription of your WAD Paul : Ok, this is probably the greatest ever WAD you'll ever play. It is so great that, taking id's WADs as a marker, say 10 out of 10, on the same scale, I unbiasely give this WAD 80 million out of... DFM : Paul? Paul : ten, and I think a fair comment would be to... DFM : Paul!! Paul : say that once you play this WAD you'll never... DFM : PAUL!!!! Paul : What? DFM : Cut the crap Paul : (annoyed look again) Alright, just a deathmatch WAD. But it does have see-through walls. DFM : So? Paul : Look, I've had just about enough of your <BLEEP>ing smart<BLEEP> comments. Shut that <BLEEP>ing stupid machine up before I ram it up your <BLEEP>ing <BLEEP>. <BLEEP> <BLEEP> <BLEEEEEEP>!!!. (scuffling noises are heard followed by a loud explosion and a muffled scream) THE END NOTE: Because the interview with Paul was a failure, we present the following concise guide to Live to Die... ================================================================ Title : Live to Die Filename : live2die.WAD Author : Paul Pennington Email Address : firstname.lastname@example.org Misc. Author Info : Previous works, higherv2.wad => single player harvest.wad => deathmatch Description : Deathmatch WAD. Additional Credits to : ================================================================ * Play Information * Game : DOOM II Episode and Level # : 01 Single Player : Yes, but very boring Cooperative 2-4 Player : No Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Yes Difficulty Settings : Not implemented New Sounds : No New Graphics : No New Music : No Demos Replaced : All, three deathmatch demos, all from my perspective. The names of the unfortunate sacrifices are Col Johnson, the grey guy, parts of him i still haven't cleaned off the textures, and Chris Donges (email@example.com), the green guy, who i have given up trying to clean off the textures. * Construction * Base : New level from scratch Editor(s) used : DOOMCAD 5.1, idbsp Known Bugs : None, please notify if any found * Copyright / Permissions * Authors MAY use this level as a base to build additional levels. You gotta mention me if you do. Please. You MAY distribute this WAD, provided you include this file, with no modifications. You may distribute this file in any electronic format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file intact. * Where to get this WAD * I put this WAD on ftp.cdrom.com, so the <BLEEP>ard's.... <BLEEP>!!! haven't they turned that <BLEEP>ing machine off yet AARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!! ...as i was saying it has probably been put wherever those WADs are put, including ftp.idsoftware.com. But don't you already have it?