Live to Die
Deathmatch WAD.
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                "...all have said their prayers
                     invade their nightmares
                     to see into to my eyes

Ok your listening to DOOM FM, and that was 'Harvester of Sorrow' from your
favorite band and mine, Metallica.  Next up we have a special treat for you.
We will be talking to self-proclaimed WAD designing extrordinaire Paul
Pennington about his new deathmatch WAD.

DFM :   Paul, what is the name of your new WAD?

Paul :  It is called Live to Die

DFM :   A fairly stupid name I'm sure you'll agree

Paul :  What?!?

DFM :   A stupid name

Paul :  Well you come up with a better name smart<BLEEP>

        (annoyed look) What was that?

DFM :   What?

Paul :  That <BLEEP>ing bleeping noise, there it is again!

DFM :   We have heard of your peculiar personality, and so as not to frighten 
        listeners we created a system that monitors your attitude and can 
        detect exactly when you're about to swear.  When you do it bleeps it.

Paul :  Bull<BLEEP>

DFM :   See...

Paul :  You <BLEEP>ards

DFM :   Yes, well...   I think we should get back to business, what's your 
        email address?

Paul :  cue nine one one oh four one nine seven at, or whatever that funny 
        symbol's called, helios dot usq dot edu dot au, what do you want that

DFM :   In case anyone should wish to contact you

Paul :  Oh, like to tell me how brilliant my WAD is

DFM :   Erm, to comment on your WAD, yes of course.  How about you give us
        a discription of your WAD

Paul :  Ok,  this is probably the greatest ever WAD you'll ever play.  It is
        so great that, taking id's WADs as a marker, say 10 out of 10, on the
        same scale, I unbiasely give this WAD 80 million out of...

DFM :   Paul?

Paul :  ten, and I think a fair comment would be to...

DFM :   Paul!!

Paul :  say that once you play this WAD you'll never...

DFM :   PAUL!!!!

Paul :  What?

DFM :   Cut the crap

Paul :  (annoyed look again)  Alright, just a deathmatch WAD.  But it does 
        have see-through walls.

DFM :   So?

Paul :  Look, I've had just about enough of your <BLEEP>ing smart<BLEEP>
        comments.  Shut that <BLEEP>ing stupid machine up before I ram it
        up your <BLEEP>ing <BLEEP>.  <BLEEP> <BLEEP> <BLEEEEEEP>!!!.   
        (scuffling noises are heard followed by a loud explosion and a 
        muffled scream)

                                THE END

NOTE:   Because the interview with Paul was a failure, we present the 
        following concise guide to Live to Die...

Title                   : Live to Die
Filename                : live2die.WAD
Author                  : Paul Pennington
Email Address           :
Misc. Author Info       : Previous works, higherv2.wad =>  single player
                                          harvest.wad =>  deathmatch

Description             : Deathmatch WAD.  

Additional Credits to   :

* Play Information *

Game                    : DOOM II
Episode and Level #     : 01
Single Player           : Yes, but very boring
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : No
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Yes
Difficulty Settings     : Not implemented
New Sounds              : No
New Graphics            : No
New Music               : No
Demos Replaced          : All, three deathmatch demos, all from my 
                                perspective.  The names of the unfortunate
                                sacrifices are Col Johnson, the grey guy, 
                                parts of him i still haven't cleaned off the
                                textures, and Chris Donges (, 
                                the green guy, who i have given up trying to
                                clean off the textures.

* Construction *

Base                    : New level from scratch
Editor(s) used          : DOOMCAD 5.1, idbsp
Known Bugs              : None, please notify if any found

* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY use this level as a base to build additional
levels. You gotta mention me if you do.  Please.  

You MAY distribute this WAD, provided you include this file, with
no modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic
format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file

* Where to get this WAD *

I put this WAD on, so the <BLEEP>ard's....      <BLEEP>!!! 
haven't they turned that <BLEEP>ing machine off yet  AARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!! i was saying it has probably been put wherever those WADs are put, 
including  But don't you already have it?


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