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SHiTWADS IV: T3H SUCK! - Failed Resource
Description
Oh, dear. Where do I start? Years ago, after playing Mock 2 for the first time, I decided to try my hand at some terribly-stupid maps. A few months later, SHiTWADS was born. Not long after, it was followed by a spiritual sequel, "Lost SOulsphere!". Though it didn't play as well, it was rather funny and the later "Gold Edition" wound up becoming a cult classic in the Doom world. Not to be outdone by myself, I decided to create a third project, even worse than the rest. "W0R5T #U8" (worsthub.wad) is quite possibly one of the most terrible, nonsensical, and annoying wads in the history of mankind. Good for a laugh or two, but that's about it. I thought I had done it. I lay claim to the worst wad in existence. Apparently I didn't know how to stop. This is SHiTWADS IV: T3H SUCK! It's worse than Worst Hub. Seriously.
Filenames
tehsuck.wad
Size
4.67 MB
MD5
f20bda1252a0aff965716e6be01d73c6
SHA-1
76a7a9d9a2a66b79289e3324400054aeccfe32d6
WAD Type
PWAD
IWAD
UNKNOWN
Engine
UNKNOWN
Lumps
279
Maps
15
 
MAP01, MAP02, MAP03, MAP04, MAP05, MAP06, MAP07, MAP08, MAP09, MAP10, MAP11, MAP12, MAP14, MAP15, MAP29
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Title                   : SHiTWADS IV: T3H SUCK! - Failed Resource
Filename                : tehsuck.wad
Released        : July 04, 2008 (original ~2004-ish)
Author                  : Xaser, "The Conqueror"
Email Address           : xaser.88@gmail.com
Other Files By Author   : Zen Dynamics(zendyn_x.wad)
                          TurboCharged ARCADE! Demo(turbodem.wad)
                          Zharkov Goes to the Store(zharky_x.wad)
                          I.C.T.O.A.N.(ictoan.wad)
                          Xaser's SHiTWADS!(swads_x.wad)
                          Lost SOulsphere: Gold Edition(lslsp_gd.wad)
                          and many, many weapon replacements.
                           search for "Xaser" on /idgames.
Misc. Author Info       : Founder of the obscure "Masters of Insanity"
                          Insane Insane Insane Peaches Insane Insane ,
                          creator of weapons and insane modifications
                          project leader for TurboCharged ARCADE!
                          working on Lost Episode and Death to Chainsaws
                          also enjoys long walks on the beeeeeach

Description             :  Oh, dear. Where do I start?
                          Years ago, after playing Mock 2 for the first
                          time, I decided to try my hand at some
                          terribly-stupid maps. A few months later,
                          SHiTWADS was born.
                           Not long after, it was followed by a
                          spiritual sequel, "Lost SOulsphere!". Though
                          it didn't play as well, it was rather funny and
                          the later "Gold Edition" wound up becoming a
                          cult classic in the Doom world.
                           Not to be outdone by myself, I decided to
                          create a third project, even worse than the
                          rest. "W0R5T #U8" (worsthub.wad) is quite
                          possibly one of the most terrible, nonsensical,
                          and annoying wads in the history of mankind.
                          Good for a laugh or two, but that's about it.
                          I thought I had done it. I lay claim to the
                          worst wad in existence.
                           Apparently I didn't know how to stop.
                           This is SHiTWADS IV: T3H SUCK!
                           It's worse than Worst Hub.
                           Seriously.

                           The "gameplay" essentially consists of killing
                          retardedly huge groups of monsters with the
                          most terrible overpowered weapons in existence.
                           The map design sucks.
                           The gameplay sucks worse.
                           It will make you gouge your eyes and ears out.
                           It will make the people scream.
                           It will make babies cry.
                           It will.

                           Thankfully, I realized that I was doing the
                          community a world of hurt by actually making
                          this project, so I stopped about halfway through.
                           And yet, why let all this work go to waste?
                           I'm releasing this as-is, in all its glory.
                           It is terrible.
                           It is awful.
                           It is... T3H SUCK!!

Additional Credits to   : Those people who said Worst Hub wasn't "bad
                          enough", inspiring me to actually make this. :P
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* What is included *

New levels              : 13. I think. Maybe.
Sounds                  : Yes
Music                   : Yes, from Descent 1+2 mostly.
Graphics                : Yes (enemies+weapons)
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : Yes (oldschool)
Demos                   : No
Other                   : some ZDoom specifics.
Other files required    : Zdoom, probably. Other engines may work, but are
                          untested and unknown. Try it if you wish.


* Play Information *

Game                    : DOOM2
Map #                   : MAP01-MAP12, MAP15
Single Player           : No.
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : No.
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : No.
Other game styles       : No.
Difficulty Settings     : No.

* Construction *

Base                    : Acid probably. I'm drug free and get high on oxygen.
Build Time              : You don't want to know.
Editor(s) used          : You still don't want to know.

Known Bugs              : E V E R Y T H I ng.

May Not Run With...     : ANCIENT GREEK TEXT

Best viewed under: alcohol, drugs, or caffeine rush. I don't like the
                          first two either so grab a Bawls or two. :P


* Copyright / Permissions *

AAAAAAAAHHHH!


* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirror mazes.
MAP01

sticky fingrs (MAP01)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
00:30
MAP02

b1g canyn (MAP02)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
01:30
MAP03

All of them (MAP03)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
02:00
MAP04

Play Ball! (MAP04)

DM Spawns
11
Co-op Spawns
4
Par Time
02:00
MAP05

Super Thing (MAP05)

DM Spawns
2
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
01:30
MAP06

Night of the Flatulent (MAP06)

DM Spawns
4
Co-op Spawns
4
Par Time
02:30
MAP07

Tyson (MAP07)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
02:00
MAP08

Faek BosSs (MAP08)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
02:00
MAP09

PH33r of heights (MAP09)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
04:30
MAP10

1337 quest (MAP10)

DM Spawns
4
Co-op Spawns
4
Par Time
01:30
MAP11

phagnujlefkuzmentiumoxidentiumezutniuxiosine (MAP11)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
03:30
MAP12

sittey (MAP12)

DM Spawns
4
Co-op Spawns
4
Par Time
02:30
MAP14

pus-filled lobsters (MAP14)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
1
Par Time
02:30
MAP15

blowig up bildign (MAP15)

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
177
Par Time
03:30
MAP29

MAP29

DM Spawns
0
Co-op Spawns
4
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