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Title                   : ANOTHER GIRLY DOOM LEVEL
Filename                : GIRLY.ZIP 
Author                  : Jim McFarland
Email Address           : <email removed>
Misc. Author Info       :
 "Well, the deputy walks on hard nails, and the preacher rides a mount.
 But nothing really matters much; it's Doom alone that counts.
 And the one-eyed undertaker, he blows a futile horn:
 'Come in,' she said, 'I'll give you shelter from the storm.'"
-- Bob Dylan

  Well, if this level doesn't prove I'm a nerd,
  I don't know what would. Whoever's offended
  by it, use the 'delete' command. Truth is, I wanted
  to play with WinTex and make a few new textures,
  but not being able to afford a scanner, I had to use
 whatever picture files I could get, and the easiest
  to get are, you guessed it, dirty pics. So another ad-
  dition to the hoary genre of XXX Doom levels was born...
Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes (untested)
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Yes (untested)
Difficulty Settings     : Yes
New Sounds              : No
New Graphics            : Yes. About 45 porno pics from
New Music               : No
Demos Replaced          : No

* Play Information *

Level #                 : This replaces MAP01 for DOOMII
Play notes:               486/66 or better is recommended,
cuz all the graphics stretch the engine a bit.

It's possible to complete this level without the blue
key (blue as in blue movies), because not everyone
wants to look at infantile porno pics in large-grained
bit-map format, so you can play the game without doing
so. For those who do want to check them out, there are 2
'porno' areas, accessible only with the blue key. One is
the evil library of obscene literature and strictured pictures,
the other is the secret computer-driven escape rooms in the
basement of the castle. In the merry days before the invasion
of the zombie armies of death, these were the 'private' areas
where the castle's owner could get away from the hustle and
bustle of feudal management, and relax with vulgar entertainment,
whose possession by his lowly subjects would be punishable
by death or castration or three full days and nights in Disney-
land's "It's A Small World, After All" exhibit. But now that
mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, the blood-dimmed tide
is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned,
no one's enforcing trespassing laws very strictly, so you luck out.

  This PWAD can be completed by the average
  player without cheating.


* Construction *

Base                    : New level from scratch.
Tools(s) used           : DCK v3.6 (An excellent level editor),
Paint Shop Pro (shareware version)
Lview1b (to redimension a couple of pics)
WinTex 4.3 (to make the new textures)

All of these programs are tremendous, particularly
DCK and WinTex, which make the technical aspects
of level-construction a snap, and free folks like me, who
aren't so good at math, to concentrate on environments
and traps and, um, other stuff.

* Known Bugs *

I haven't run into any. Nor am I sure I'd fix them if I did. (Sorry, but this has been
a huge waste of time already.)

* Copyright / Permissions *

Jeez, I don't care what you do with this: everything in it is stuff I found floating in
cyberspace, and does anybody actually use amateur levels as a base for making new
ones? As for the pics: C'mon. If this silliness really adds to your sex-life, and you want
to hang on to them, be my guest. The level is designed to make you giggle. If you're in
it for the porno, you'd do a good sight better down at the local video-store. Whether or
not these pics themselves are copyrighted doesn't make much difference, either, since
I'm not selling this level. (I do wonder whether the managers of those XXX Web pages
are sending the appropriate revenue to the Color Climax Corp. in Denmark, but that's
between them and their God.)



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