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SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is nowhere to be seen, the security team was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi has a headache. Just why the Enterpr...
Security to the Bidet!
====================================================================== Title : Security to the Bidet! Filename : SCUMTREK.WAD Author : Arthur Young Email Address : <email removed> Misc. Author Info : Talks to the President lots - and gets replies. He's 5"7', dark hair, male, eyes are limpid pools of mud, spends altogether too much time playing around with other people's computers. Description : SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is nowhere to be seen, the security team was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi has a headache. Just why the Enterprise is crawling with Imps and Cacodemons, no-one knows. They should be aliens with latex on their foreheads and noses, but alas, we make do. You are Ensign Wesley Crusher - your mother was on planet leave when _strange_ things started to happen. Data got a life, Lwaxana became a nun, the security team came back from planetside intact, Worf came out of the closet, Riker _didn't_ scam on some babe and Tasha Yar came back from the dead ... again. Ya-know, it's the little things that give it away. It's gonna be a tough day. Set phasers to rotisserie and report to transporter room three on the double. You must join your mum before _you_ get toasted and the Enterprise gets a parking ticket. Just look out for Q in a very special guest appearance in engineering! Additional Credits to : Neil for his computer and the rest of his flat for inspiration and the location for playing ST-TNG drinking game - (rules available, just email to <email removed>) Finally, thanks to President Bill Clinton (Billy the Kid to his friends) for his personalised letter. Just send mail to <email removed> telling him you're a mate of Arthur's and he'll see ya right if you want any small South American countries invaded. ====================================================================== * Play Information * Episode and Level # : E2M1 (Watch for Planetside and Bird of Prey and the Liberator!!!) Single Player : Yes Cooperative 2-4 Player : Yes Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Yes (tested with 4 players!) Difficulty Settings : Not implemented - (why bother?) New Sounds : No (send me a SB and I'll make some) New Graphics : No New Music : No Demos Replaced : None * Construction * Base : New level from scratch Build Time : 12 hours... Editor(s) used : DEU 5.21, DEU 5.21gcc, BSP12x Known Bugs : cockroaches, wetas, dung beatles, earwigs rhinocerous beatles, John, Paul, George, Ringo, ants, carpet beatles, spiders, bedbugs, VeeDubs, wasps etc... * Copyright / Permissions * Authors MAY use this level as a base to build additional levels. (But send me a copy) You may do whatever you want with this file. * Where to get this WAD * FTP sites: BBS numbers: None - get onto Internet :-)