NOT4KIDS.WAD
NOT4KIDS.WAD (Doom) is a PWAD
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Filenames
NOT4KIDS.WAD, NOT4KIDS.ZIP
Size
808.13 KB
MD5
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SHA-1
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SHA-256
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WAD Type
PWAD
IWAD
Doom
Engines
Doom
Lumps
100
Read Me
REPLACE!
We've got WAYYYYY too much free time on our hands v. 1.0
(DOOM Sound REPLACE!ment Utility)
By: Three Guys With No Lives, Inc.
DISCLAIMER: While it is possible to interpret some of the sounds in
this DOOM sound modification utility as offensive to certain races or
ethnic groups, it is in no way intended to offend anyone. We did not
choose the sounds that we chose as racial invective, we just thought
they were funny. That having been said, if you consider yourself
"politically correct" you may object to certain of the sounds
contained in our modification, and perhaps you should just delete
it immediately and save yourself some misplaced righteous
indignation. On the other hand, if you are not overly sensitive, and
do indeed possess a sense of humor, you will probably shit your pants
laughing.
ANCILLIARY DISCLAIMER: We (Three Guys With No Lives, Inc.) assume no
responsibility and/or blame for any mayhem this utility may cause to your
hardware, software, or mental stability. Should you encounter any "bugs" or
problems, blame it on the guy who wrote DMAUD.EXE, not us. We weren't
there. We were all at home at the time, having no lives. If you burst your
spleen laughing at this, you are obviously on drugs (and by the way, could
you get us a half?). This utility was conceived, recorded and implemented
completely in drag, while under the influence of nutmeg-laced banana peels.
If you wish technical support, call our Tech Support Department at
1-800-GET-REAL. Free software doesn't come with tech support, you cheap
bastard.
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A brief explanation of the new sounds:
SOUND EXPLANATION
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WHEEEE! Self-explanatory.
(Sound 12, lift
activated)
OW OW, OW! Rain Man, man.
(Sound 19, player
injured)
BITCH!! When a demon, cacodemon or demon lord is injured.
(Sound 20, demon (Take it like a man, ya whinin' bastards!)
injured)
OW! Self-explanatory.
(Sound 21, demon
soldier injured)
NASTY BURP When a player or monster is blown up. A really
(Sound 22, slop) messy sound...we like it.
SHORT BURP Self-explanatory.
(Sound 23, item pickup)
KEWL! Self-explanatory
(Sound 24, weapon
pickup)
HEY YOU! The Brooklyn monster.
(Sound 27, demon
soldier spotting
player)
'SUP G?! The homeboy monster.
(Sound 28, demon
soldier spotting
player)
'AY VATO!! Part of our famous Cheech-monster suite of sounds.
(Sound 29, demon
soldier spotting
player)
SUMBITCH! Redneck monster.
(Sound 30, imp
spotting player)
GET YER ASS BACK Redneck monster gets horny.
`ERE, BOY!!
(Sound 31, imp
spotting player)
HEY SAILOR! Effeminate monster gets frisky.
(Sound 32, demon /
spectre spotting
player)
HOW YA DOIN? The Eddie Murphy Demon Lord gets solicitous.
(Sound 33, demon lord
spotting player)
TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE Self-explanatory.
(Sound 34, demon /
spectre clawing at
player)
HOOOAH! THWACK! Saturday afternoon Kung Fu flick. Nuff said. Also
(Sound 35, demon / done by imp and Demon Lord.
spectre hitting
player)
NIGGUHHHH! This is the one that is most likely to offend, so
(Sound 36, player it requires the most explanation. During my (Gary)
dying) stint in the Army, there was a black guy named
Pearson in my platoon. Pearson liked his sleep
and deeply resented being woken up. If you
woke him, regardless of your race, color, creed
or rank, he would call you "nigger" or, more
accurately, "nigguhhh." We replaced the horrid
scream as a player dies with this.
AWW MANG! Another of the Cheech-monster suite.
(Sound 37, demon
soldier dying)
SHIIIT! Frustration incarnate.
(Sound 38, demon
soldier dying)
ANGELS! From the skydiving scene in the movie "Fandango."
(Sound 39, demon
soldier dying)
MY HAIR! The Travolta monster bites the big one.
(Sound 40, imp dying)
WHAT?? THUMP! The Travolta monster can't catch a break.
(Sound 41, imp dying)
STOP WITH THE KILLING! Adapted from Kevin Pollack's standup act.
(Sound 42, demon /
spectre dying)
YOU DICK!! What if Jim Backus had played Jeff Spicoli in "Fast
(Sound 43, demon lord Times at Ridgemont High?"
dying)
'AY VATO!! Part of our famous Cheech-monster suite of sounds.
(Sound 44, demon Same as sound 29. We liked it that much.
soldier nearby)
WHERE? Travolta monster is confused.
(Sound 45, imps
nearby)
ACH-HA! From Eddie Murphy's old Jewish guy in the barber
(Sound 46, demon / shop in "Coming To America." ("Taste the soup!")
spectre nearby)
PUNCH An improved punching sound. You wouldn't believe
(Sound 49, player the number of trips to the emergency room during
punching) the recording of this one.
HOWDEEE! Minnie Pearl is possessed. Hee-Haw Hell.
(Sound 52, cacodemon
nearby)
WHOA! Joey Lawrence is possessed. We're not kidding.
(Sound 55, evil skull
nearby)
THIS SUCKS! Butthead sleeps with the fishes, the zombie bastard!
(Sound 56, cacodemon
dying)
CREDITS
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Terry Echiverri BITCH!!, 'SUP G?!, TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE, NIGGUHHHH!,
ANGELS!, STOP WITH THE KILLING!, ACH-HA!, WHOA!
Tony Fogle NASTY BURP, SHORT BURP, KEWL!, SHIIIT!
Gary Smith OW OW, OW!, OW!, HEY YOU!, 'AY VATO!!, SUMBITCH!,
GET YER ASS BACK `ERE, BOY!!, HEY SAILOR!,
HOOOAH! THWACK!, AWW MANG!, MY HAIR!, WHAT?? THUMP!,
YOU DICK!, WHERE?, HOWDEEE!
Duet (Gary & Terry) WHEEEE!
Unknown Assailant PUNCH
Eddie Murphy HOW YA DOIN?
Butthead, Esq. THIS SUCKS!
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That's it. Stop reading now.
I mean it!
I ain't foolin'!
Look, goddamnit!
Ok, that's it! I'm gonna open up a fresh can of whup-ass on ya!
