=========Welcome to my Geekdom for DOOM II
Title : Geek5.wad "The Destruction of Dan Goldman V.5"
Authors : Bork the Indestructible
Email Address : Via Kuno at <email removed>
A long time ago in a hellhole (Floyds Knobs, IN) far far
away a child was born, but this was not just any child, it was
THE GEEK!!! As he grew up he learned to play the trumpet, and it
was all he could ever think about. He would practice and practice all
Along with practicing the trumpet he would also practice
(unbeknownst to him) being annoying. He got very good at one of the two.
And you all can guess which one. Then he joined the school's marching
band and he had so many more people to annoy with his words as well as
One day, while chasing unfortunate victims to talk about his
trumpet to, he stumbled upon a glowing trumpet and it granted him a
great, God-like power. He could do almost anything he wanted.
He conquered the world and enslaved its people and made them
listen to him. Many people died within seconds, the shere stupidity
of his voice was their undoing. Most of the others mutated into
gritty atrocities, abomonations in the face of God. By a great stroke
of luck you slept through it all. When you woke up you knew what you
must do. Break into GEEK's stongehold, "Retard Keep", and destroy him.
Additional Credits to : The Gimp, J.S., and Mr. Satan
* Play Information *
Level # : N/A
Single Player : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player : Yes
Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Yes
Difficulty Settings : N/A
New Sounds : Yes
New Music : Yes (Level 1,2,3,30,31,32,Intro&Outro)
New Graphics : Yes
Demos Replaced : No
* Construction *
Base : New graphics from scratch
Build Time : I have no clue. A few afternoons w/ nothing to do.
Editor(s) used : Wintex, Deutex, Fauve Matisse
Known Glitches : It's really stupid, but thats about it.
* NOTES *
* Copyright / Permissions *
Authors may use this level as a base to build additional
levels if and only if they give appropriate credit and send me a copy.
You MAY distribute this WAD, provided you include this file, with
no modifications. You may distribute this file in any electronic
format (as long as you include this file intact).
* Where to get it *
FTP sites: ftp.cdrom.com
e-mail: Tatewaki Kuno at <email removed>
All suggestions/fish/pants/ninjas/gimps/comments welcome.
P.S. Be on the lookout for NINJA DOOM2 T.C. from Bork the Indestructible and
the Greasy Weasel Production Team. We got NINJAS! Woohoo!