SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is nowhere to be seen, the security team was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi has a headache. Just why the Enterpr...

Security to the Bidet!
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Title                   : Security to the Bidet!   
Filename                : SCUMTREK.WAD
Author                  : Arthur Young
Email Address           : <email removed>
Misc. Author Info       : Talks to the President lots - and gets
                          replies. He's 5"7', dark hair, male,
                          eyes are limpid pools of mud, spends
                          altogether too much time playing
                          around with other people's computers.

Description             : SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is
                          nowhere to be seen, the security team
                          was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi
                          has a headache. Just why the Enterprise
                          is crawling with Imps and Cacodemons,
                          no-one knows. They should be aliens
                          with latex on their foreheads and noses,
                          but alas, we make do.
                          You are Ensign Wesley Crusher - your
                          mother was on planet leave when _strange_
                          things started to happen. Data got a life,
                          Lwaxana became a nun, the security team
                          came back from planetside intact, Worf
                          came out of the closet, Riker _didn't_
                          scam on some babe and Tasha Yar came back
                          from the dead ... again. Ya-know, it's the
                          little things that give it away. It's
                          gonna be a tough day.

                          Set phasers to rotisserie and report to
                          transporter room three on the double. You
                          must join your mum before _you_ get toasted
                          and the Enterprise gets a parking ticket.

                          Just look out for Q in a very special guest
                          appearance in engineering!

Additional Credits to   : Neil for his computer and the rest of his
                          flat for inspiration and the location for
                          playing ST-TNG drinking game - (rules
                          available, just email to
                          <email removed>)

                          Finally, thanks to President Bill Clinton
                          (Billy the Kid to his friends) for his
                          personalised letter. Just send mail to
                          <email removed> telling him you're
                          a mate of Arthur's and he'll see ya right
                          if you want any small South American
                          countries invaded.


* Play Information *

Episode and Level #     : E2M1 (Watch for Planetside and Bird of Prey
                                and the Liberator!!!)
Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Yes (tested with 4 players!)
Difficulty Settings     : Not implemented - (why bother?)
New Sounds              : No (send me a SB and I'll make some)
New Graphics            : No
New Music               : No
Demos Replaced          : None

* Construction *

Base                    : New level from scratch
Build Time              : 12 hours...
Editor(s) used          : DEU 5.21, DEU 5.21gcc, BSP12x
Known Bugs              : cockroaches, wetas, dung beatles, earwigs
                          rhinocerous beatles, John, Paul, George,
                          Ringo, ants, carpet beatles, spiders,
                          bedbugs, VeeDubs, wasps etc...

* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY use this level as a base to build additional
levels. (But send me a copy) 

You may do whatever you want with this file.

* Where to get this WAD *

FTP sites:

BBS numbers: None - get onto Internet :-)


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